Posted 3 hours ago

kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

You know I wondered if they communicate by doing a Protean type charm, so you each have a different piece of paper to write on but what you write appears on theirs too, and what they write appears on yours too. Not quite instant messaging or texting, but wouldn’t that work and be way more effective than owls, and easier to come by than that mirror Sirius and James had?

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

Posted 5 hours ago

beingrealoriginal:

i hope stephen moffat constantly gets papercuts from his two dimensional characters

(Source: beingrealspoopy)

don't you think he looks tired hahahha

Posted 5 hours ago

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

Posted 8 hours ago

My tea drawer is beautiful…and I have a lot of rooibos.

who wants to have a tea party plus I have all these board games and STILL have nothing close to in person friends i just want a tea/boardgame party

Posted 11 hours ago

chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves

i just want there to be an afterlife so i can meet Tolkien and find out he just settled right into the afterlife and began writing so by now he's published like at least 60 more books about elves with his new afterlife perspectives maybe he tells us about where the second born go? maybe he'll give us a whole book on the Halls of Mandos?! PLEASE and maybe he's done more Ainur stuff?? :D like i really just need a trilogy on the first chaining of melkor all the battles the ainur had early on when they first discovered what Melkor was doing to their works FURIOUS Yavanna even sweet Vana wanting vengeance Aule jumping to Yavanna's side because he's into her; and also he wants his mountain ranges back Mandos just dropping predictions everywhere and everyone just brushing him off cause he's 'too pessimistic' they never learn he tends to be RIGHT more ainur just more ainut that's all i want there to be an afterlife for

Posted 11 hours ago

theserpentsadvocate:

allonsymiddleearth:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just

watching

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God damnit Moon Moon!


Tilion what the fuck cut that out.

OH MY GOD TILION IS MOON MOON

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN’T

TILION

MOON MOON

ISIL ISIL

TILION IS MOON MOON

Ahhh Tilion is moon moon! Especially all those times when they kept having issues with getting the sun/moon cycles right, because Tilion was “wayward and uncertain” and kept getting too close to Arien, and got scorched by her. 

Eru damnit Isil Isil!

(Source: jaclcfrost)

manwe/varda definitely said 'erudamn it isil isil' i can just hear it he tried his best he was eventually a good moon moon this post is so tilion you're a genius

Posted 1 day ago

college life personal chronic illness like i transferred in 60+ credits but since a lot of those were music i keep getting those 'welcome to sophomore year' emails and all cause i did a 'gap year' which wasn't really a gap year since i did community college then uncsa for a year except i didn't finish second semester because i got too sick and then a whole semester off for surgery then full time+ community college for another semester and now this one so timewise i should be a senior and since i've been doing some kind of work for that long i think it just feels like i've been at it foreve r

Posted 1 day ago

blubbiepie:

xtelepathx-cerebro:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision.

DONT GET ME STARTED ON SHOWERS

(Source: robochai)

getting out of the air conditioned car into 90 degree 98% humidity maryland summers opening the very humid oven in 0% humidity arizona steamy glasses are the worst

Posted 2 days ago

philiplott:

holy-fuckery:

My year 10 maths teacher showed us a clip of this in class when learning graphs.
I’m pretty sure I was the only one who laughed.

I laughed too hard

(Source: stinson)

'in percentage of awesomeness' this was one of the best himym moments

Posted 2 days ago

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

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when that tolkien canon post BLOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE it was tagged but still